Un, deux, trois, cinq.

urbancatfitters:

idk what i’m doing w/ my life but i know i’m doing it wrong


Trying to stay awake in a boring class

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My skin has turned to porcelain, to ivory, to steel.




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heislikefireburningthroughtime:

simsgonewrong:

listen here u piece of shit

its a fucking baby

heislikefireburningthroughtime:

simsgonewrong:

listen here u piece of shit

its a fucking baby



"If there was anyone who knew what the love of a family truly meant, it was the Starks.”


mary4mars:

quest4firemydesire:

hurts-like-satan:

linkintheoristfrommars:

live-your-dreams-no-matter-what:

a-bravenew-world:

natural-born-freak:

i-just-wanted-a-mars-url:

veganbrekkie:

spoon-with-me-nathanial:

“Jared Leto does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.”


- Jared Leto is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Jared Leto.- Jared’s crystalline tears actually cure cancer.- Jared Leto lost his virginity before his dad did.- If you come home to find Jared Leto doing your wife, it’s probably best to just go fetch Jared a glass of water and stand there in case Jared gets thirsty.-Jared Leto doesn’t understand why you should consult your doctor if your erection lasts for more than 4 hours. His erections have been known to last for up to 15 days.
I can’t breathe.

-Jared Leto doesn’t understand why you should consult your doctor if your erection lasts for more than 4 hours. His erections have been known to last for up to 15 days.
- Jared Leto is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Jared Leto.


I really don’t like when someone makes fun of the others, especially in sarcastic way, but this honestly made me laugh hard, because at least half of it is actually true :D

Jared Leto didn’t even have to go  jogging. He said “Boo” and the fat ran away.

omg

Jared Leto doesn’t watch porn……
Porn watches Jared Leto.



:) bless this post.

BAHAHAHAHA

mary4mars:

quest4firemydesire:

hurts-like-satan:

linkintheoristfrommars:

live-your-dreams-no-matter-what:

a-bravenew-world:

natural-born-freak:

i-just-wanted-a-mars-url:

veganbrekkie:

spoon-with-me-nathanial:

“Jared Leto does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.”

- Jared Leto is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Jared Leto.
- Jared’s crystalline tears actually cure cancer.
- Jared Leto lost his virginity before his dad did.
- If you come home to find Jared Leto doing your wife, it’s probably best to just go fetch Jared a glass of water and stand there in case Jared gets thirsty.
-Jared Leto doesn’t understand why you should consult your doctor if your erection lasts for more than 4 hours. His erections have been known to last for up to 15 days.

I can’t breathe.

-Jared Leto doesn’t understand why you should consult your doctor if your erection lasts for more than 4 hours. His erections have been known to last for up to 15 days.

- Jared Leto is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Jared Leto.

I really don’t like when someone makes fun of the others, especially in sarcastic way, but this honestly made me laugh hard, because at least half of it is actually true :D

Jared Leto didn’t even have to go  jogging. He said “Boo” and the fat ran away.

omg

Jared Leto doesn’t watch porn……

Porn watches Jared Leto.

:) bless this post.

BAHAHAHAHA


amelia-scarlatti:

• Sandor Clegane & Arya Stark [ Game Of Thrones | 4x01 ]


A royal wedding is not an amusement.

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posted 1 day ago with 4,778 notes via gameofgifsjongritte)

matthewolf:

great quote

matthewolf:

great quote


floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown